Pssst - it's me

This is me talking from my quarantined room at the back of the house. I've figured out that I sporadically have wireless down here if I sit cross-legged on the correct side of the bed with the laptop on my knees. For those who have no clue what I'm doing here - I've locked myself up to finish off my dissertation. Saturday 7PM deadline.

Check up:
- cups of tea: 3
- slices of cake/biscuits: 1 (surprising)
- toilet breaks: 2 (but one coming up very soon)
- words written: 7224
- chapters to write: 4